Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Copulating and the town

Find the diferences!










You can't, can you? Only the most observant people would notice that the hairstyle in both pictures is slightly different.

One of the things that has annoyed me the most in all of TV history was Sex and the City. There it was, a story about 4 bitches with saggy tits, humping everything that moved (although I think one of them humped a tetraplegic once... not sure) and all pretending that the main character didn't look like an anorectic horse.

It'd almost be credible too, since there are a lot of guys out there that would hump a horse and worst even. The problem was that most guys were model-like. Shit, most of them were models. Most normal looking guys wouldn't fuck some of them with their dog's dick, and yet, here they are, getting grade A cock. Strikes me as odd, that's all.

The cool thing this show had, though, was the fact that most women saw it as a show that empowered women. Makes sense. Porn does the exact opposite because the chicks are hot. Replace all the characters in porn with saggy titted horses and there's empowerment. Damn, GILF pron must be the most women empowering thing known to men. (If you ever saw a GILF movie willingly, please go and hang yourself).

The point I'm trying to make is, guys are shallow. Chicks, mostly ugly dike-like chicks know this, and think life should be like Sex and The City, so that they could get laid without geting the guy pissed drunk and putting a plastig bag over their heads afterwards to hide the ugly. Maybe a flag... the guy can always said he did it for his country!

If you look like a horse, people will know you look like a horse. Some will even tell you (and you'll insult us after that... we are just trying to help). And reember... a dildo doesn't care if you're ugly or beautiful. And as for love, doves will love just about anything, given that it's covered with enough barbecue sauce. Oh, and if you try to combine both... go and join the GILF lovers!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tsc, tsc... so much hate...
Sarah Jessica Parker is very hot, and so is Kristin Davies (brunette).
This being said... the scripts really sucked. And spend all the time selling manolos and absolute vodka...

Tuesday, September 12, 2006 8:14:00 PM  

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