Brains and bronze - what guys go for
What do we look for in a woman?
Considering the differences between us, snowflake's analogy and all, it's surprising to see that pretty much every guy want the same... just maybe with different priorities. By the way, this is referent to relationships. For onw night stands it pretty much becomes "Is she hot and will she go down on me?".
Intelligence
Although it's true that most men are threatened by someone smarter than them, it's also true that there aren't a lot of intelligent women out there. Some of you may disagree, but the truth is that most chicks want to watch soap operas, not learn anything and maybe waste time at nightclubs. No pursuits for knowledge and no curiosity either. Those who know something are, most of the times, limited to their area of work. They'll know how to recite a book on chemistry backwards, just don't ask about something else.
There's a rare batch of them that actually know shit, want to know more and are interesting to talk to. But that's the next point. Oh, and yes, most men are also dumb as a door and twice as thick... but I don't give a fuck about guys, why should I care?
Good conversationalist
You want someone to talk to, preferably about everything. Get yourself a smart, curious chick and you got your bases covered. More importantly, you want someone who's not afraid to disagree. The most annoying thing in the world is someone who changes their mind all the time just to agree with you.
Kind heart
May sound lame, but trust me, you don't want a self-absorved bitch who thinks only of herself and doen't give a crap to what you may want to do. The kind of woman who won't respect your personal space and throw a tantrum when you're out late with your friends. You want someone kind, giving and caring. Not going into the whole "guys want a replacement for their mothers" shit. We just want to know that you really care about us. It's like a warranty for you not to go around fucking other guys behind our back too!
Beauty
Fuck you if you think you're not shallow. That is why you don't go and talk to that ugly chick that's always giving you that look. This is why you always make conversation with the hot ones. Looks count. Sure, beuty can be fleeting, but as long as it's there, you want it. You want the cutest, hottest chick you can get. Don't bullshit on this one. Of course, definitions of beauty vary. I myself consider personality traits as a form of beaty. A hot bitch with a shitty personality is ugly to me!
Eyes and face
That sais, never underestimate the importance of the eyes. Some women have eyes you could get lost into, fall in love, be mesmerized by them. Maybe they really are the window to the soul. A cute face is also a must. Strangelly enough, a guy'd prefer to go out (be seen with) with a cute chick with a so-and-so body that a hot bodied bitch who looks like she tried to stop a train with her face.
Ass and boobs
I'm an ass guy myself. There's just something about a nice, round, firm ass that makes me wanna slap it. It teases you if you're dancing, it shakes as if inviting you, it sets the rhythm of your walk as you walk behind it! then there's boobs. Someone once said that god gave women boobs so that men whould have something to look at while there were strange noises coming out of a girl's mouth (talking, I guess). Truts is, nothing can make a guy lose a train of thought quite like a good cleavage flashing before your eyes. Men love boobs. Shit, if we had'em, we probably would never leave the house.
Sex
After all that, there's the sex. The dirtier, the better. We all go for the angel in public, devil in the bed thing. The willinglessness to try new stuff is a must and a guy that says he doesn't care about oral sex is bullshitting. We like blowjobs. A chick who refuses to do'em loses some major points in our book. Don't worry, we can pay ya back the same way! And yes, eventually we will want to recreate almost everything we see in porn. Porn is real to us. here really are librarians who will hump you as punishment for an overdue book and yes, there are hot mechanic chicks who give a new meaning to the expression "oil change". In our minds, at least.
May have missed a couple, but that's pretty much it. Oh, if you're a chick and think you meet all of the requirements, give me a call.
Considering the differences between us, snowflake's analogy and all, it's surprising to see that pretty much every guy want the same... just maybe with different priorities. By the way, this is referent to relationships. For onw night stands it pretty much becomes "Is she hot and will she go down on me?".
Intelligence
Although it's true that most men are threatened by someone smarter than them, it's also true that there aren't a lot of intelligent women out there. Some of you may disagree, but the truth is that most chicks want to watch soap operas, not learn anything and maybe waste time at nightclubs. No pursuits for knowledge and no curiosity either. Those who know something are, most of the times, limited to their area of work. They'll know how to recite a book on chemistry backwards, just don't ask about something else.
There's a rare batch of them that actually know shit, want to know more and are interesting to talk to. But that's the next point. Oh, and yes, most men are also dumb as a door and twice as thick... but I don't give a fuck about guys, why should I care?
Good conversationalist
You want someone to talk to, preferably about everything. Get yourself a smart, curious chick and you got your bases covered. More importantly, you want someone who's not afraid to disagree. The most annoying thing in the world is someone who changes their mind all the time just to agree with you.
Kind heart
May sound lame, but trust me, you don't want a self-absorved bitch who thinks only of herself and doen't give a crap to what you may want to do. The kind of woman who won't respect your personal space and throw a tantrum when you're out late with your friends. You want someone kind, giving and caring. Not going into the whole "guys want a replacement for their mothers" shit. We just want to know that you really care about us. It's like a warranty for you not to go around fucking other guys behind our back too!
Beauty
Fuck you if you think you're not shallow. That is why you don't go and talk to that ugly chick that's always giving you that look. This is why you always make conversation with the hot ones. Looks count. Sure, beuty can be fleeting, but as long as it's there, you want it. You want the cutest, hottest chick you can get. Don't bullshit on this one. Of course, definitions of beauty vary. I myself consider personality traits as a form of beaty. A hot bitch with a shitty personality is ugly to me!
Eyes and face
That sais, never underestimate the importance of the eyes. Some women have eyes you could get lost into, fall in love, be mesmerized by them. Maybe they really are the window to the soul. A cute face is also a must. Strangelly enough, a guy'd prefer to go out (be seen with) with a cute chick with a so-and-so body that a hot bodied bitch who looks like she tried to stop a train with her face.
Ass and boobs
I'm an ass guy myself. There's just something about a nice, round, firm ass that makes me wanna slap it. It teases you if you're dancing, it shakes as if inviting you, it sets the rhythm of your walk as you walk behind it! then there's boobs. Someone once said that god gave women boobs so that men whould have something to look at while there were strange noises coming out of a girl's mouth (talking, I guess). Truts is, nothing can make a guy lose a train of thought quite like a good cleavage flashing before your eyes. Men love boobs. Shit, if we had'em, we probably would never leave the house.
Sex
After all that, there's the sex. The dirtier, the better. We all go for the angel in public, devil in the bed thing. The willinglessness to try new stuff is a must and a guy that says he doesn't care about oral sex is bullshitting. We like blowjobs. A chick who refuses to do'em loses some major points in our book. Don't worry, we can pay ya back the same way! And yes, eventually we will want to recreate almost everything we see in porn. Porn is real to us. here really are librarians who will hump you as punishment for an overdue book and yes, there are hot mechanic chicks who give a new meaning to the expression "oil change". In our minds, at least.
May have missed a couple, but that's pretty much it. Oh, if you're a chick and think you meet all of the requirements, give me a call.
posted by Cash at 8/24/2006 10:25:00 AM
6 Comments:
I presume that's the order of your priorities and, in that case, may I laugh a little bit? :P
Yep, my take on the order of things... and you'd laugh because...?
Ok, I may care a bit toooooooo much about sex, but it has nothing to do with having someone to care about. As someone once said, sex is violence. I'm talking about other things in life.
btw, boobs!
eu gosto mais de bolos, e de sopinha de massa, ah pera, não é este blog.
eu cá gosto é de fodas invisiveis e de preferencia, caso seja em minha casa, q saiam sem tomar banho e de luz apagada.
I algo go for the ass!
All girls should know that man like to penetrate their rectum violently. It's part of our nature!!!
The ass makes the girl. Intelligence and other stuff are only accessories
"...a guy that says he doesn't care about oral sex is bullshitting. We like blowjobs."
You assume too much. But I agree with the 'boobs' and 'beauty' stuff!
Trust me, a guy likes blowjobs. The error is to assume that chicks know instinctively how to make them. If she's good, trust me, you'll like it! If not, teach her. May take time, but she'll learn.
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