Why life should imitate art...
Fiction
There's a point as to why we like movies. I'd say it's for the lesbians making out and stuffing dildos on each other's orifices, but since most people define movies as porn AND other stuff (romance, sci-fi, etc.), I'll talk about why life shoule immitate most movies (and not just porn).
Happy endings... in movies, there's almost always some form of happy ending. The good guy gets the girl, the world end up being a better place, everybody has everything they want and even when there's something that would otherwise be bad, like a breakup, the characters always remain good friends and have fun.
In life, the good guy get's ignored, fucked over or cheated on, the world is always a shitty place, nobody gets anything they want and when it rains, it pours. Plus, people always find a way to fuck up anything good that might be left.
Moral ambiguity... in the movies, the good guys are good, the bad guys are bad and their actions are always in accordance to the character type they're playing. In life, the ones you consider good guys might eventually fuck you, the bad guys might help you and their actions can really be unpredictable.
Sex... well, I'll just say, good luck finding a girl willing to do a ménage à trois... and if you do, hope that you don't have any serious relationship with her, 'cause she'll, sooner on later, cheat on ya. Almost a given!
Living... the standard white picket fence, 2.4 kids, 2 BMW in the garage, a barbaqueue fizzling in the back and a hot wife who wakes you up with a blowjob. Well, you can have that in real life too, but you'll have to fuck people over to get it, your kid'll hate you, you'll have an affair with the secretary, your wife will start fucking the pool boy 'cause you don't give her any attencion and you'll eventually divorce... in which case, she gets half his shit!
Neighbours... all the next door neighbours are hot. Some even walk arouns in the buff, and with some hot bods. My neighbours are all fat, obnoxious middle-aged annoying women. At least they walk around naked!
Bars... why is it that, when there's a bar somewhere in a movie, people can actually talk to each other? Most bars I've been in are the last place you'd go to have a conversation. Actually, my theory is that they're designed that way so that poeple don't have to fake interest in all the stupid things that come out of some chicks' mouth... plus, if she has a nice rack, fuck talking.
Emotional baggage... most chicks in flicks are pretty decent, with no real emotional baggage. In real life, chicks are scared, insecure, self-centered little creatures that need to be told 15 times a day that they're not fat, even though everybody and themselves know that they're 10kg (~22lb) overweight and getting larger by the minute.
Exciting lifes... everybody ha exciting lives and adventures. Somehow, when in real life you're stuck in an office 8 hours a day, slowly waiting for death, that's when you feel like the movies are just... fake!
On the other hand... you can learn shit with life. Mostly that you should be selfish, that you can't trust anyone and that, no, not all chicks swallow and do anal!
There's a point as to why we like movies. I'd say it's for the lesbians making out and stuffing dildos on each other's orifices, but since most people define movies as porn AND other stuff (romance, sci-fi, etc.), I'll talk about why life shoule immitate most movies (and not just porn).
Happy endings... in movies, there's almost always some form of happy ending. The good guy gets the girl, the world end up being a better place, everybody has everything they want and even when there's something that would otherwise be bad, like a breakup, the characters always remain good friends and have fun.
In life, the good guy get's ignored, fucked over or cheated on, the world is always a shitty place, nobody gets anything they want and when it rains, it pours. Plus, people always find a way to fuck up anything good that might be left.
Moral ambiguity... in the movies, the good guys are good, the bad guys are bad and their actions are always in accordance to the character type they're playing. In life, the ones you consider good guys might eventually fuck you, the bad guys might help you and their actions can really be unpredictable.
Sex... well, I'll just say, good luck finding a girl willing to do a ménage à trois... and if you do, hope that you don't have any serious relationship with her, 'cause she'll, sooner on later, cheat on ya. Almost a given!
Living... the standard white picket fence, 2.4 kids, 2 BMW in the garage, a barbaqueue fizzling in the back and a hot wife who wakes you up with a blowjob. Well, you can have that in real life too, but you'll have to fuck people over to get it, your kid'll hate you, you'll have an affair with the secretary, your wife will start fucking the pool boy 'cause you don't give her any attencion and you'll eventually divorce... in which case, she gets half his shit!
Neighbours... all the next door neighbours are hot. Some even walk arouns in the buff, and with some hot bods. My neighbours are all fat, obnoxious middle-aged annoying women. At least they walk around naked!
Bars... why is it that, when there's a bar somewhere in a movie, people can actually talk to each other? Most bars I've been in are the last place you'd go to have a conversation. Actually, my theory is that they're designed that way so that poeple don't have to fake interest in all the stupid things that come out of some chicks' mouth... plus, if she has a nice rack, fuck talking.
Emotional baggage... most chicks in flicks are pretty decent, with no real emotional baggage. In real life, chicks are scared, insecure, self-centered little creatures that need to be told 15 times a day that they're not fat, even though everybody and themselves know that they're 10kg (~22lb) overweight and getting larger by the minute.
Exciting lifes... everybody ha exciting lives and adventures. Somehow, when in real life you're stuck in an office 8 hours a day, slowly waiting for death, that's when you feel like the movies are just... fake!
On the other hand... you can learn shit with life. Mostly that you should be selfish, that you can't trust anyone and that, no, not all chicks swallow and do anal!
posted by Cash at 7/27/2006 10:00:00 AM
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As I stand upon this window balconny I see the people down there trotting by in a hurry, busses and cars clot the street, the wind gusts in my face, rushing by like it has a will of its own, the sun scorches and blinds me as I look toward the limited city horizon... hmm, it's actually a nice day out, maybe I'll go to the park and suicide another day... Never mind then.
With such compelling arguments, I'm just amazed how you can still live the real life!
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