On fucking 20 year old chicks when you're 40

40-something...

There will always be diferences between men and women. In terms of age and relationships, two imediatly jump to mind. Men like young chicks, women go for old men. Nature balancing itself. These diferences are accentuated after 40. you see, men at 40 can be attractive, women at that age are just... old!

So, if you're forty-something and wanto to fool around with 20 year old chicks, there's nothing easier. Follow me...

First off, you should only read this if you want an easy fuck, nothing close to a real relationship. Of course, if you're aiming at chicks that age, you already know that.

Women in their twenties are gullible. Their lives are starting, they don't know what they want and their biological clock is ticking, so they'll be looking for some form of security. Luckily, older guys already have a car, a house and a more mature look, which can easily be used to impress and show them that you're stable and reliable. Plus, you're competing with 20 year old guys, who probably have no car or a banged up one, don't look serious and seem a lot more immature by comparison. Here, you have an edge.

Now that you know that they think you are what they want, time to reinforce that idea. Just start a conversation, always about her, ask her about her problems and draw a few paralels with your life, always saying stuff like "been there", "when I was younger", "made a lot of mistakes back then" and "changed a lot from those days". This not only makes her think you give a fuck about what she says, but also implies that you're not an immature brat like the ones she's used to, you've been through a lot, have loads of life experience and are really a reliable adult now.

After you have introduced yourself as a source of security, time to move on to the relatinship zone. Most of the times, if you've done it right, they'll talk about past and current relationships automatically, looking for someone to talk to. There are two situations you can take advntage of here, if she's not dating (and if she's been fucked with in the past, it's perfect) or if she's in a long relationship (1.5+ years). In the first case, she'll have lost her faith in guys (her own age!) and you'll just have to show that you're not like those guys. In the second one, you'll just listen to her complains, advise her while sounding like you're only saying it as a friend (stuff like... "yeah, when it gets like that it's rough" or "are you sure you still feel the same way about him" and "people change..."). This'll make her trust and open up to you.

The subject of your past relationships will always come up. If you're in one and she doesn't know, lie. Either that you never found the right woman (this one can backfire), that you're divorced or better yet, that she died in a tragic accident. Chicks love to heal emotional scars. If you're not, you're probably divorced. In that case, say that you didn't marry for the right reasons, you just drifted apart, you were too young then, you had different goals, something like that. Make sure she knows that, even though somehow you feel like you should have tried harder or even tried your best, it didn't work and it wasn't your fault.
If you have kids, say you had them in an attempt to save your marriage (or at a time when you thought things would work), that you love them a lot, that their mother took custody and you can't see them as much as you'd want and that you love them a lot. That'll appeal to her maternal side.

If you've done these things correctly, she'll consider you a potential mate. If she's dating, she'll analise him and find that he has many shortcomings when compared to you (to the image of you she has, at least). She'll eventually dump him. That's when you should strike. She'll be vulnerable, feeling alone, she'll just want confide in someone... that someone'll be you. Ask her out for a coffe,talk about her and only her, how she's feeling, assure her that she did the right thing. When you leave, invite her for coffe again, maybe even a movie.

Now, if she was dating and the guy was serious about her, he'll probably try to get back together (everybody makes that mistake). If he doesn't know about you (which is probable as she won't tell that she's spent hours talking to some other guy) it's even better, everything he'll do will just be pushing her deeper and deeper into your arms (and eventually cock)! Just be there when she complains about her boyfriend, that she's alone, that she has no one to talk to and pretty soon you'll be "dating".

After this, you're game. She'll want to be with you, you'll just have to take her to some nice places (remember, impressing her with restaurants and places you know is good, you'll seem sophisticated) and pretty soon she'll be humping you like there's no tomorrow. Oh, and she'll want to experiment, 'cause you're older and know more stuff ;)

The best part about it is, even though she can be smart (smart chicks are easier to fool, incredible as it may seem) and she knows that this can never work, she'll convince herself that she can have a real, steady relationship with you, something with a future. Ok, so you are old enough to be her dad, can't maintain a relationship and have 2.4 kids... It hasn't work for any of the people she knows that have been is a simmilar situation, but it's different for her. With her, it'll work. She can learn, adapt, adjust! Just don't forget to dump her when you've had enough, they can get annoying! Like I said, easy fuck!