Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abortion.
A word to make any good christian tremble in fear of the horrors of hell for even thinking about it. The voluntary interruption of pregnancy. Poping the bubble. Bloody coat-hanger party. Saving money on sonograms. Whatever you might like to call it, terminating the fetus.
The general arguments are that, on one side, all life is sacred and as such, abortions are against god's teachings and all things good in nature and shit. On the other, that people should decide if they are willing, able and responsible enough to bring a new life onto this already overpopulated world. Notice that the life is sacred argument does not aply if said life belongs to someone of a diferent race and /or religion. Then we shoot the motherfuckers. God's will, I guess. Love thy brother... and thy brother should look like you and share the same values, right? ...But I digress.
In any case, I will have to say I agree with giving someone the freedom to think for themselves and abort a pregnancy if they think they should. If not for anything else, being a parent is more that sticking your dick into a hole/letting a dick be stuck into your hole thingy and waiting a couple of months. That and I hate people, don't want any more being born needlessly. Now that I think about it, you should need a licence to be a parent. You're a fucked up piece of shit who can't even take care of himself, you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Period.

Since having sex is something everybody (even geeks) can do, there's bound to be a few accidents. Hence, abortion. Hell, it shouldn't even be limited to 12 weeks or something. More like, you can abort your kid up to 40 years of age. Fucker steals shit to get money for drugs, you should be able to abort him. Kid's dumb and/or ugly, only thing he does is take up space... abort! Maybe then peolple would respect their parents more.
I case your contry doesn't consider abortions legal, you can always play the "punch her in the belly until she's out cold" game with your gf/spouse/one night stand gone wrong. Luckily most countries where abortion is illegal are conservative enough not to consider domestic violence a crime!
A word to make any good christian tremble in fear of the horrors of hell for even thinking about it. The voluntary interruption of pregnancy. Poping the bubble. Bloody coat-hanger party. Saving money on sonograms. Whatever you might like to call it, terminating the fetus.
The general arguments are that, on one side, all life is sacred and as such, abortions are against god's teachings and all things good in nature and shit. On the other, that people should decide if they are willing, able and responsible enough to bring a new life onto this already overpopulated world. Notice that the life is sacred argument does not aply if said life belongs to someone of a diferent race and /or religion. Then we shoot the motherfuckers. God's will, I guess. Love thy brother... and thy brother should look like you and share the same values, right? ...But I digress.
In any case, I will have to say I agree with giving someone the freedom to think for themselves and abort a pregnancy if they think they should. If not for anything else, being a parent is more that sticking your dick into a hole/letting a dick be stuck into your hole thingy and waiting a couple of months. That and I hate people, don't want any more being born needlessly. Now that I think about it, you should need a licence to be a parent. You're a fucked up piece of shit who can't even take care of himself, you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Period.

Since having sex is something everybody (even geeks) can do, there's bound to be a few accidents. Hence, abortion. Hell, it shouldn't even be limited to 12 weeks or something. More like, you can abort your kid up to 40 years of age. Fucker steals shit to get money for drugs, you should be able to abort him. Kid's dumb and/or ugly, only thing he does is take up space... abort! Maybe then peolple would respect their parents more.
I case your contry doesn't consider abortions legal, you can always play the "punch her in the belly until she's out cold" game with your gf/spouse/one night stand gone wrong. Luckily most countries where abortion is illegal are conservative enough not to consider domestic violence a crime!

2 Comments:
Wow. Controversial.
Yes, accidents happen.
Your body, your right.
Children shouldn't be born needlessly.
But what really shits me no end, is the people out there who are repeatedly getting pregnant, repeatedly having abortions, again and again.
Because the life of an unborn child shouldn't be terminated needlessly either.
In a very twisted kind of way you're right. But, really twisted. Really.
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