Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abortion.

A word to make any good christian tremble in fear of the horrors of hell for even thinking about it. The voluntary interruption of pregnancy. Poping the bubble. Bloody coat-hanger party. Saving money on sonograms. Whatever you might like to call it, terminating the fetus.

The general arguments are that, on one side, all life is sacred and as such, abortions are against god's teachings and all things good in nature and shit. On the other, that people should decide if they are willing, able and responsible enough to bring a new life onto this already overpopulated world. Notice that the life is sacred argument does not aply if said life belongs to someone of a diferent race and /or religion. Then we shoot the motherfuckers. God's will, I guess. Love thy brother... and thy brother should look like you and share the same values, right? ...But I digress.

In any case, I will have to say I agree with giving someone the freedom to think for themselves and abort a pregnancy if they think they should. If not for anything else, being a parent is more that sticking your dick into a hole/letting a dick be stuck into your hole thingy and waiting a couple of months. That and I hate people, don't want any more being born needlessly. Now that I think about it, you should need a licence to be a parent. You're a fucked up piece of shit who can't even take care of himself, you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Period.


Since having sex is something everybody (even geeks) can do, there's bound to be a few accidents. Hence, abortion. Hell, it shouldn't even be limited to 12 weeks or something. More like, you can abort your kid up to 40 years of age. Fucker steals shit to get money for drugs, you should be able to abort him. Kid's dumb and/or ugly, only thing he does is take up space... abort! Maybe then peolple would respect their parents more.

I case your contry doesn't consider abortions legal, you can always play the "punch her in the belly until she's out cold" game with your gf/spouse/one night stand gone wrong. Luckily most countries where abortion is illegal are conservative enough not to consider domestic violence a crime!

We'll have to strip-search you if you want that candy bar

Terror.

There's a war on terror, you know? Something about planes avoiding tall buildings and such. Personally, I didn't really care. Some 3000 and change were killed... so what? There are a few thousand dying each day due to starvation, disease, war and other shit like that. Plane hits tower, a couple of people die. Big deal.


To all of you who are shocked and appalled because I'm being inconsiderate to the victims and relatives and such, please feel free to explain to these guys in the pic why it was such a terrible thing. It might be a bit hard, considering most won't even reach the age of 12 where they can understand the relevance of it and of course, their level of literacy is a bit limited, but you're welcome to try.

Still, other than the sheer hipocrisy of this outrageous and cowardly act of terror (if only they were brave enough to drop bombs and missiles on the damn place, like real men do), what I find the most hilarious is people's reaction to it.

Just the other day, in regard to that new policy where you can't take any liquid over 100ml and you have to carry it in a transparent container, they were enterviewing a bunch of people. Almost all reactions went a bit like "I don't know why or what's it about, but I'm sure they have a good reason" or "If it'll make my flight safer, of course I agree to this, even thoug it delays me quite a bit". Basically and to sum it up, it went something like "Well, if they use the word terrorism as a justification, Of course I'm willing to sacrifice my individual rights and freedom to minimize the almost non-existent hipothesis of someone hijacking my flight to Zanzibar".

By the way, to all of you who agree with the previous informations, communists eat babies, black people are an inferior race, you can protect yourself from an atomic blast by dodging under a desk and women were made to serve men. Any piece of propaganda is as good as the other, anyway.

This will be continued some other day... there's still a lot more juice in this lemon!